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Tears, Laugher and Hope
in the Inner City

 

 Chapter 30:
Chaos in the Classroom

In this startling chapter — praised by several administrators for its candor and courage — you will discover:

  • An outrageous day in the inner city classroom, with students playing music, talking on their cell phones, fighting, setting books on fire, and throwing sneakers, pencils, pens, fruit, and candy bars
  • The realities of the inner city classroom and why it is difficult for the toughest administrators, even the police, to maintain order
  • A deeply personal meditation on the author’s values, faith, ideals, and hope for the future

"Fights break out almost daily at our school, but I am lucky. Teaching in the inner city can be much worse. A week rarely passes when we do not hear of a shooting or a more violent outburst at a neighboring school. So I try to think of all the positive things in my life. Today no one pulled a knife on me. Yesterday I didn’t get jumped. Tomorrow I won’t get shot, hopefully. In the Grand Scheme of things, life is good, I guess.”
From Goodbye Gutenberg, Chaos in the Classroom, page 299

“Ms. Kirschenbaum first started thinking about making books visually appealing while teaching literature at an inner city high school in New York City . Working mostly with disadvantaged kids, she found it a challenge just to maintain classroom order, much less get her students to read or do homework. She discovered that printing out reading assignments in color immediately grabbed her students' attention. The vast majority preferred these colored assignments, and read them.”
Ruth Henriquez Lyon

 
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Thomas Pynchon, V: $3,000
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Toni Morrison,The Bluest Eye: $5,000
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